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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
Man in the sea: Help, Help, I can't swim.
Drunk on shore : So, What? I can't play the violin but I am not shouting about it.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye - opener.
In the US, everything that is not prohibited by law is permitted.
In Germany, everything which is not permitted by law is prohibited.
In Russia, everything is prohibited, eeven if permitted by law.
In France, everything is permitted, even if prohibited by law.
if it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4 - year old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.
The man thought, "great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I will just let him ask, and I will answer."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any question?"
"just one" the lad said
"How fast was that calf going when he hit this cow?"